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Mystery as 'Handball Team' Vanishes

COLOMBO (Reuters) - Sri Lanka is trying to solve the mysterious disappearance of its "national handball team" while on tour in Germany, but it is no easy task -- the Indian Ocean island doesn't have one.

Seriously Silly UK Losing Patience with Oddballs

...in a week that saw Batman climbing Buckingham Palace and a rock star's son storming into parliament, Britain may finally be losing patience with an endless parade of oddball protesters.

Driver Motors Wrong Way for 18 Miles

VANCOUVER, Wash. - A man drove 18 miles in the wrong direction on Interstates 5 and 205 before State Patrol troopers stopped his car.

Charges Against New York Diner Dropped

Normally a bad tip results in nothing more than grumbling waiters, but one New Yorker's gratuity ended up costing him a bundle in legal fees.

Thieves Rob Bus Full of Policemen